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I’m not totally in the boat with people calling this the best shoot-style match ever or anything, but if you were to say that to me, I wouldn’t argue too strongly against it, because I also really love this match.
A whole lot.
Part of that is because of the mechanical brilliance of it, the incredible holds and the struggle in transition and the million nasty and awesome strikes, all of that. It’s not perfect, even though some of the drier portion have a point that pays off and even though some of Yamamoto’s lighter body punches in the first half still have a healthy smack to them, and it can become somewhat repetitive due to the approach, but it’s also never not interesting.
It’s what you expect from one of the greatest wrestlers of all time in Kiyoshi Tamura given a good opponent. He’s one of the few wrestlers who I think someone can call a genuine magician or a sorcerer out there without it feeling like hyperbole. He isn’t pulling new techniques out of the air like Volk Han, but everything is so fast and smooth and perfect. In the realm of pro adjacent wrestling, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone scramble around as fast or as well as Tamura, both in this match and otherwise. Yamamoto, while not quite on that level, contributes a whole lot too, not just in terms of what he can do — hanging on the mat and offering up some great palms and punches and kicks of his own standing up — but way more importantly, in terms of what he is.
Like a lot of matches in this style that I love, it’s that that really elevates it for me. Not just something to tie all of these wonderful techniques together to make it into something even greater, but specifically how they choose to do that.
One of my favorite things in all of wrestling is when an unsuspecting or unlikely wrestler rises up to do something. That doesn’t always mean the underdog, so much as it does the underappreciated or less heralded. Your Tomohiro Ishiis, your Ashura Haras, your Kazuo Yamazakis, your Bobby Eatons if you need an American there (Japan tends to do this much better), and the like. Something about it clicks with me like few other wrestling stories on a personal level, especially the more heated it gets, and this is a match that is not only real heated, but offers up a wonderful figure in that vein in Yoshihisa Yamamoto, who has not achieved all that much.
That’s not to say that Yoshihisa Yamamoto is a nobody, toiling out there.
He’s not a bum. A month before this, he beat Tsuyoshi Kohsaka, a guy who had beaten Tamura in January 1999 and who would go on to beat god damned Fedor two years later (even if it was with by stoppage due to an illegal elbow). He’s beaten Volk Han before, taken Akira Maeda pretty far in a tournament final, and in his last match against Tamura under a year earlier, losing in nineteen minutes. Yamamoto is a guy who made his debut on the eighth RINGS show (of nearly one hundred) in 1992 and whose entire career is in the promotion, working up from opening match draws to this.
It’s just that he isn’t Kiyoshi Tamura.
Kiyoshi Tamura, on top of being a phenom who was great immediately upon debut in a talent sense and a Budokan headliner for UWFi within four or five years of his debut, has been the best wrestler in RINGS since he came in, and the clear top guy since he beat Akira Maeda in 1997, if not earlier. He’s not only the most talented, but as the results show, he is the best. RINGS is helpful enough to display their records during the introductions, and while there are always stories within those numbers, Yamamoto sports 38-23-3 to Tamura’s 27-8-2 is pretty striking. Tamura only came to RINGS in 1996, hence the lower number of fights, but it’s still a winning percentage comparison of 59% to Tamura’s 72%, and it’s hard to get around that, especially when two of those twenty-seven have come against Yamamoto himself.
To the match’s benefit, it’s that simple.
Yamamoto tries his best, and Tamura has next to no respect for him or his efforts, until the wonderful moment comes when Yamamoto scares it into him.
Before the match even begins, they establish it, first with one of the most disrespectful pre-match looks I’ve ever seen, as if Yamamoto is wasting his time even coming out for this, before then slapping him instead of a handshake. It’s some of the best tone establishing I can recall seeing in a shoot-style match before laying the bell, making the match immediately more interesting than it was, were you to go in a little blinder, and establishing a clear foundation independent of any facts, records, or results you can look up, and doing so before anything really even happens.
He’s is one of the most mechanically perfect wrestlers of all time, but in this match, Kiyoshi Tamura delivers one of the greatest pure antagonist performances of the decade too. Not just the looks or the actions, but how he carries himself constantly, up until the moment when a shift really happens, along with sense of indignation underneath everything in the explosion that follows.
A big part of that is also how he works as the control group — how the idea of Kiyoshi Tamura as the perfect wrestler functions in the match — to make Yamamoto’s effort that much more impressive.
Tamura’s scrambles are as effective as usual, but in the first half, it never really gets him anywhere. Yamamoto stays on top as best he can, and while he cannot scramble at anywhere near the speed that Tamura can, he always gets out. Even when Tamura goes for things right near the ropes to try and bait him into a break, Yamamoto never falls for it, just like he never falls for anything else. Yamamoto doesn’t necessarily feel like an equal, he’s a guy so clearly on edge (losing a yellow card for grounded punches to the body even) and focusing as hard as he can on having the best match of his life while classic ace figure Tamura simply wrestles, but he’s having the best match of his life all the same. It’s made especially clear when it’s Tamura, and not Yamamoto, who gets driven to the ropes first.
After that, with a little respect put into him, the match becomes a lot more serious for Tamura, who not only turns it on in the way you often see real sports superstars do coming out of halftime after a surprising performance by an underdog team, but also forces the match more off of the ground and begins throwing shots.
Beautifully, Yamamoto also gets the better of him at that in the third quarter of the match, dropping Tamura down for a longer count than Tamura does to him, which is the moment when this match takes a leap from being great to being something real special.
With not only some healthy respect earned in the first half, but now a little fear beaten into him as well, Tamura not only wakes up completely, but becomes an absolute demon. Yamamoto can go on the mat, but lacks anything with the ferocity of some of the heel hooks and cross armbreakers that Tamura goes for in the last five minutes. He can strike, and as the match showed, has real power when Tamura doesn’t approach him as seriously as he ought to, but at full power, Tamura is faster, more accurate, and has a wider range to him.
In the greatest twist of all though, it doesn’t work.
Not even close.
Kiyoshi Tamura came too late to a place that Yoshihisa Yamamoto was all match.
He never gets rocked all that badly, despite the flurry and despite (or perhaps because of) the desperation Tamura is swinging with, and with time running out, he also manages to stuff Tamura’s attempt on the mat, getting up in a leglock, and then avoiding what looks to be an attempt to position himself to set up the double wristlock that beat him in their last match. Twenty minutes elapses and time runs out.
The Ace can’t beat him, and Yoshihisa Yamamoto goes the distance. The clock strikes midnight, except this time it means that Cinderella gets to hold onto that beautiful gown and those glass slippers in perpetuity.
RINGS would become a regular shoot-style promotion shortly after this, after a long time straddling a fence. This is the last professional wrestling match on Yamamoto’s cagematch profile, the main event of the second to last RINGS show that I gather would have been considered a professional wrestling event and not pure MMA. I think it’s beautiful that, at least in this genre, this is how it ends for a guy like Yamamoto. This being realer wrestling than most wrestling, it is maybe not totally believable for him to rise to the very top himself, but on his third try against the best in the world, getting to a draw not only feels like an achievement, but given how the draw itself went, like the best that Yoshihisa Yamamoto could ever reasonably do in his career.
Moral victories are bullshit, except for when they’re not, and Yamamoto absolutely got himself one here in his last chance to ever do it.
Yamamoto goes out with the rare draw that feels like a victory.
Again, this is what wrestling ought to be.
When you have the ability to manipulate the outcomes of real sporting events to create greater drama, this is what it ought to look like. A style that feels real, wrestlers who feel genuine both as fighters and as the people they’re portraying, building off of past history as well as a clear enough story that I think anyone can get, assembled brilliantly and executed perfectly, building to a dramatic and powerful ending, the result of which is not only the action you wish you got all the time from the real stuff, but the feeling as well.
This is what it looks like when the magic we wish we saw elsewhere lives in the ring.
It’s not one of those immediately accessible shoot-style matches, but if you ever even get an inkling that this might be for you, this match is waiting to knock you on your ass.
***3/4 – ****