Second to the Daniel Bryan stuff months before, the most personally offensive thing to come out of the WWE in 2015.
If you liked this match, stop reading the blog and unfollow me. This is not for you and I don’t know how you got here.
The entrances tell the story.
They sort of get Sting right. Some drummers, the face paint, but also the vibe is entirely wrong with a weird Kabuki sort of feeling too. Most importantly, they fuck up the most crucial bit of the Crow Sting deal in the song because everything has to be this lame WWE branded version of itself. It’s bad enough to feel intentional, like this thing that looks just enough like what the act is supposed to be that nobody can accuse them of deliberately ruining The Stever. Of course, nobody in the WWE is competent enough to do this, no matter how truly evil they are. But it does feel that way.
You can tell the incompetence from the Triple H entrance immediately following it, bringing his streak of surprisingly good WrestleMania entrances to an end with the single lamest entrance of his entire career.
There is perhaps no greater illustration of the fall from grace over the last twelve months.
The year before, Triple H had his greatest ever entrance when it was so over the top that it reached a point of total parody. “THIS IS WHAT TRIPLE H ACTUALLY BELIEVES” practically subtitled below all of it. Naturally, he understood none of that and how well it played into the Daniel Bryan feud and simply just thought it was actually super fucking cool. Twelve months later, it’s this unfathomably lame corporate tie in that he clearly thinks is good as hell, walking to the ring looking like the biggest loser in the history of the medium.
So naturally he wins.
The match itself is a big piece of shit. One for the “WOW THAT WAS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!” crowd, up there with the Triple H vs. Kevin Nash sledgehammer ladder match three years and change earlier. Sting looks really good. Triple H looks like shit. Commentary won’t stop crowing about WWF vs. WCW and WCW being the b league, even though the story was explicitly stated by Sting as trying to be The Conscience of wrestling and stopping a tyrant who had gone too far. Naturally, the match eventually ignores that too, involving both DX and the NWO for the far-too-often bullshit legends parade, leaving Sting looking like an even bigger idiot for being the only one involved in the feud not just shouting “WCW SUCKS”. I feel genuinely terrible for Sting watching this back again, like he finally fell into a trap and we all just have to watch it. It sucks. It sucks so much and genuinely just feels rotten.
Most insultingly is that for some reason, the NWO tries to help Sting, and then also get painted as losers when he just can’t beat the almighty Triple H.
Don’t cite the Wolfpac to me, nobody in this is in black and red. If it was just Nash, maybe alright. Hogan and Hall though? Absolutely not. Get the fuck out of my face. You didn’t even watch WCW, you fucking narc.
Had they immediately also turned on Sting, it would have been good nostalgia. Old dudes doing things that make sense within the confines of what they’re referencing. They were sent to kill WCW, they now all team up to take down the face of WCW. But instead, it’s some dumb bullshit that references the material without understanding a single thing about it.
Triple H wins with the second or third Pedigree, doing the classic Triple H bit of letting someone kick out of his finish before he wins a match he has no business winning while getting the rub off of a far bigger star.
Generally, there are three major reactions to this. Joy, laughter, and anger.
There are somehow people who really liked this. I can’t imagine these people aren’t either on the payroll or didn’t aspire to be there some day. The gutless strivers and would-be grifters of the world. Your Ryan Satins and the like. The main response was to say how much fun it was to see them all together as if nobody had ever seen one of the 5-10 Legend Reunion Raws, Smackdowns, or WWE Network specials over the previous half decade. The other was to attack people who were justifiably pissed, as if we hated joy and needed to lighten up. The “let people enjoy things!” crowd, which always only seems to extend to when they specifically are enjoying something that absolutely sucks shit. I enjoy hating things, you know? Let me enjoy myself, etc. There are then people who thought this sucked and either laughed at it or got really angry. You will be stunned to learn that I was the latter. It’s great to laugh at some real shitty stuff, it’s how I felt about later years stuff like Hunter vs. Roman or the Hunter/Batista WrestleMania program in 2019. But doing it to Sting just isn’t especially funny to me, nor is this incredibly bizarre digging up of a fourteen year old dead issue just to flog the corpse once again. It’s weird and it feels bad and wrestling isn’t supposed to feel bad.
Ultimately, I respect the people laughing at this far more than anyone trying to earnestly praise it, because it’s the only response other than obscene anger that makes any sense.
A gigantic self serving piece of shit, the exact thing everyone feared when considering the idea of Sting ever being in the WWE for all those years before this. Twenty minutes of Triple H’s fanfiction brought to life, and the third pay per view of 2015 in a row with something that feels deliberately crafted to make a section of the audience totally miserable.
WCW should have won the war.