This was for Lesnar’s WWE Universal Title.
In the process of covering 2017 on this blog, I had referred to two major Brock Lesnar title matches as being more akin to kaiju battles or kaiju movies than professional wrestling matches. Big gigantic monster fights, over in five to seven minutes, all feeling like these titanic struggles in which the King of the Monsters reasserted his dominion after getting his ass kicked by a rival monster of some notoriety, while occasionally destroying everything in sight. Ought to come in capitalized letters, with the Toho Studios bug at the start, SAMOA JOE VS. BROCK LESNAR (2017, Ishiro Honda), and the like.
Such is not entirely the case here.
That’s not an insult to this match, by any means.
No, the real reason for that is that, despite the insanity of a thousand monster brawl seen in a perfect film like GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (2004), they never quite had the foresight to create something like this.
Even going back to the Universal monsters, your movie monster fights are usually one on one, or eventually form into teams (Godzilla and pals against some combination of Ghidorah, Gigan, and/or Mecha Godzilla), and at best, your have your non-freak normal humans there on the side somewhere. Villagers hoping Frankenstein’s monster and The Wolf Man destroy each other, or the people in G-FORCE, Monarch, or the United Nations Godzilla Countermeasures Center. There have never been four sides in one of the movies that matches like this more often resemble than anything in the professional wrestling sphere.
In this match though, we get a taste of just what that might look like.
That’s not to say this match is some novel construct, or that it reinvents what a four way match is. There have been matches like this for two decades, more or less, by this point, and your big bumps, finisher trading, saves and nearfalls, etc. that this match has to offer generally fit in with what you’d expect out of one of those matches.
It’s just that it’s hard to remember one that packed in quite as much destructive force, grandiose feeling, and pure concussive power as this did.
Construction wise, it is maybe the most impressive WWE achievement of the year.
Braun Strowman — both individually and as a later one on one challenge to Brock Lesnar — is the focus of this match, and once again in 2017, it goes off perfectly. He dominates Lesnar initially, first taking him out of the match with two powerslams through two announce tables, before tipping a third over on him. When Lesnar returns to the match, he’s never really able to handle Strowman. He never hoists him up for a German Suplex, he never gets the F5 off even when he lifts Braun up for it, and even the Kimura is a non-factor. Secretly, this is one of the greatest build-up matches of all time, asking the sorts of questions and putting the sorts of doubts into place that, as funny as it might seem in retrospect given how the match went and how their future altercations went, made the eventual Brock Lesnar vs. Braun Strowman feel like a must-see event going into it, achieving a kind of Big Fight Feel beforehand that so few matches even come close to.
Both the Samoan Joes are essentially spare pieces here, but neither wrestles or acts like that. As much as this match leans on Braun Strowman theatrics and, later on, Brock Lesnar’s unbelievably babyface performance, it’s Reigns and Joe that hold the thing together. They’re the glue in the sections that don’t benefit from gigantic setpieces, again delivering together as they always did in shorter bursts. Even independent of the fact that they have tremendous utility in largely keeping the two most destructive forces apart for most of the match, this match also benefits so much from the crispness of their offense, the energy and secret bump freak psychosis of Reigns, the raw feeling Samoa Joe puts into every match of note in his 2010s WWE run, and the selling too.
This is far from a match about that, but in the moments when Lesnar is being put on a stretcher and Braun takes a step back to sell exhaustion at the thing he’s just done (and in another great touch, sort of like he’s making sure Brock is actually out of the match before he turns his back on him), there could easily be a gigantic logical gap of where Joe and Roman are even after Braun’s just thrown an office chair at them, but when the camera does focus on them, they’re both so good at selling cumulative damage and the effects of those shots that it isn’t a weakness at all.
Lesnar, of course, is the other major factor here, and as great as the Joes are as glue guys and as incredible as the booking of Braun Strowman is and as well as he lives up to it, this match lives and dies on Brock Lesnar’s performance in a less common role. As the beset upon babyface, a monster encountering not only more challenges than ever before, but one larger one in particular, it is a shockingly sympathetic and mechanically perfect performance from Brock Lesnar that ensures this match’s greatness. The initial surprise and shock at Strowman’s attack is one thing, but the way Lesnar’s comeback goes from pure lizard brained adrenaline to suffering even worse once that goes away is what really makes him one of the all-time greats.
He isn’t just moving slower, but he’s breathing heavier too. Lesnar drops down after just about everything that happens and struggling to even exist in the match near the very end, reacting to other people more than going out and getting his own shot like he usually does. It not only stands as this phenomenal show of selling, but as a perfect babyface performance. It isn’t just a sympathetic show of damage taken, but an ultra likeable show of guts and courage in response to that, carried off individually by Lesnar in a way that feels real and genuine, rather than phony, as something similar to this involving one of the other wrestlers in this match once did about a year and a half prior.
The composition is not entirely perfect, but I mean that less in terms of construction and more in terms of pure timing. Brock Lesnar’s return to the match whips so much ass, and by the time the match ends, a little too much time has passed, allowing the match to return from that feeling of complete frenzy and chaos back into something normal, a regular professional wrestling match. With heavy hitters like these and quality construction even in these moments, it still results in one of the year’s best matches, but it is not the one hundred percent most airproof version of the thing that it could be.
It simply, tragically, has to settle instead for being one of the best matches of the year.
Lesnar finally reels off the F5 on Roman Reigns, and rather than Samoa Joe (a force already defeated recently) or Braun Strowman (a force who there is clear money in seeing Lesnar fight individually, no matter the quality of the eventual match), Reigns is the one who loses to Lesnar. Even this winds up working better long term than one might immediately imagine, a clear show of that, while Reigns is a better wrestler than Strowman and in his physical prime, unlike Samoa Joe, what he lacks at this point in his career is down to pure will and raw killer instinct, and until that develops, he belongs to Brock Lesnar.
The ultimate proof of that lies in the fact that, even though it is technically the first time Reigns has ever lost to Lesnar — avoiding that result in their WrestleMania 31 and Fastlane 2016 meetings — it feels like another of many.
What we have is a match that not only makes anything you invested in it worthwhile, one that delivers roughly a year’s worth of thrills, and also one that sells a future match up on top of everything else. It’s a match that is almost as versatile as it is powerful, the ultimate monster fight in a year on the WWE main roster that is largely defined by these sorts of matches. Everything that happens kicks ass, a new monster emerges and asks a few real hard questions about the reigning monarch that aren’t answered just yet, but in the end, the King of the Monsters rises to the challenge once again, even if it is the narrowest victory he’s had in a fight since probably 2010.
The year’s greatest chunk of WWE bullshit.