This was for Roman Reigns’ WWE World Heavyweight Title.
More importantly, it is one of the funnier matches in recent history.
Whereas the previous years’ match — the worst booked match in the history of professional wrestling — had the side effect of poisoning the well forever with Roman Reigns as a top babyface, this is a match where it seems that the actual goal of the entire thing is to make sure that well stays poisoned. Almost like it’s some kind of plot from on high, some kind of hit carried out politically or something?
The idea of the thing, when viewed from very far away, is sound.
Roman Reigns unfairly begins at #1, gets beat up all match, before boss Triple H puts himself in at #30 and he goes on to steal it.
You gotta look a little closer though, because this is full of little details and larger modifications that transform this match into something far more insidious and a thousand times funnier.
The first is to look at Roman in this match. Ideally, it fixes a lot of the problems from the 2015 Rumble. Not only that Roman loses, but that he lasts the entire way, suffers through things a little more, and that after a valiant display, he has it stolen from him. None of that is actually what happens though. Not a word of it.
First of all, Roman doesn’t REALLY last the entire way. He’s in this for the first and last thirds. The League of Nations attacks him at around twenty minutes and change in, and Rusev splashes him through an announce table.
(aside from the AJ Styles debut, this may be the highlight, as Rusev leaves holding one of the TV monitors and later claims it makes him TV Champion, in one of the great bits.)
Roman Reigns is taken out, and importantly, is not stretchered out. He gets off the stretcher, but is still taken away to the back, and will not return for close to half an hour.
It’s an important distinction, between what happened and what should have happened here.
Roman Reigns being unconscious and stretchered out would have worked fine. It could be argued that this is a detail that doesn’t matter, that the well is already so poisoned as it was, but I don’t think it’s nothing either. An unconscious man being put on a cart and wheeled away is different than someone admitting they’re too hurt, and having to go to the back. Roman’s walking to the back here. Not without help, but under his own cognizance
The other thing — and this sort of works hand in hand with his absence — is that Roman Reigns doesn’t really overcome anything or come close to it. In fact, despite this match ostensibly being about Roman Reigns, that’s very much not the case.
AJ Styles debuts at #3, as you all know.
He’s an immediate hit. A huge star that the crowd in his longtime home obviously reacts more positively to than anyone on the show apart from maybe Brock Lesnar (the company Ace, and so not a bad thing by any stretch), and who steals the first chunk of the Rumble. He’s dynamite against Roman Reigns, and then secretly, it becomes AJ’s match for a while there. What should be a display of Roman running through people to make this work becomes far more about AJ. He eliminates more people, mixes it up with all these people he’s never fought before, and even steals the attention of the camera in moments where commentary is shouting about Roman maybe being eliminated.
When Roman Reigns does return — half an hour later — two more important things should be noted.
The first is that that half hour he missed involved many of the match’s heaviest hitters and bigger moments. The Wyatt Family, The Big Show, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn squaring off, and of course, Brock Lesnar. By the time Reigns returns to the match, all of them are gone.
This may not be an issue at all, had Roman returned taped up and in pain. The classic bit of pushing people away as he stumbles to the ring, valiantly trying to keep going. Instead, he bolts down to attack Sheamus in the aisle as he comes down at #29, and given the energy he has and the lack of damage shown, you would think Roman Reigns had just entered the match at #28. The beatdown has had no real effect, and so the result is that instead of it appearing as though he’s fought his way back, Roman Reigns has been rested, has recovered, and just decided to come back out when he was ready. Not only avoiding all of this, but very conveniently avoiding his #1 rival in Brock Lesnar. Between the timing of it and Reigns’ own failure to sell any beatdown whatsoever upon return, the entire idea of the thing is torn asunder.
Triple H then comes out last at #30, in what should be a gut punch, but as a result of the way the Roman Reigns thing has been handled up until this point, it has no such effect.
He’s another guy entering the Rumble.
Moments later, Triple H pretty cleanly eliminates Roman Reigns second to last, before then also eliminating Dean Ambrose to win the match and the title.
It’s here that the match and Hunter’s plan at large really hits its masterstroke.
As a result of the way Roman’s “injuries” were handled and Roman’s own failure to sell any damage, the elimination of Roman Reigns doesn’t come off unfair in the slightest. He got half an hour to rest, seemed fine, and just got outsmarted in a Rumble by someone smart and powerful enough to throw him out. The other half comes as Triple H then gets a little final run against Dean Ambrose, which is something the crowd reacts much more fervently too. Ambrose, as opposed to Reigns, visibly wears reminders of his earlier fight with a taped up shoulder and ribcage, on top of selling the damage. He’s an underdog enough to get the crowd behind him even further than they already were, and energetic enough against Hunter to make Hunter into a heel in the crowd’s eyes.
Compared to the way Hunter eliminates Reigns, the way he gets a knee up and then just barely manages to drop Ambrose over him from the apron and out, Hunter feels lucky against someone both smaller and more beaten up. Everything they failed to do with Roman is accomplished with Ambrose here, someone fighting through something hard who got robbed against Triple H, creating a sympathetic response, just for the wrong guy entirely.
Unlike the previous year’s Rumble, which failed miserably at its goal, one has to mark this as a success.
Especially so if one assumes the natural viewpoint that the goal here was to make Roman look like a bum, while still pretending that’s not the point, and to push Triple H as the one you ought to be cheering.
Roman has his on-paper endurance run, all while barely enduring anything and once again constantly ceding the floor in the Rumble to more interesting acts and better wrestlers. He’s overshadowed by an all-time great’s Rumble run, and even when he’s supposed to be robbed by the authority figure booking himself at #30, said authority figure does it entirely fairly, with Roman not even getting to be the last elimination, instead giving that up to someone the crowd likes far more, as if making sure to put that on display to the world too. What ought to be a slam dunk is undercut in every way something like this can be undercut. No moments to actually highlight the man, overshadowed at the start and finish, booked horribly so he appears like he’s taking a break for half the match like some kind of a 1999 Vince McMahon level heel, before coming back and then being eliminated in a fair enough manner to leave no room for complaint.
(the real contrast here is how Brock Lesnar, the actual top guy in the WWE, is treated in this match. he’s not in for long, but he steamrolls everyone, eliminates four guys, before it takes not only all four Wyatts to eliminate him, but having them do so largely illegally, as he had tossed everyone but Bray himself prior to that. it’s an actual example of how someone’s protected while losing the Rumble, the opposite of Roman Reigns here.)
It’s another Rumble almost entirely about Roman Reigns (on paper at least), and yet another one that leaves him far worse off than it found him.
With this company, you never want to ascribe malice where it could be simple incompetency at work, but with a match like this, one often gets the impression that they work hand in glove.