This was a Submit or Surrender match, so basically I Quit.
It fucking rocks.
Just whips tons upon tons of ass, man. It’s just such a cool god damned match.
One of the most fun things to see happen in wrestling — and predominantly it happens in independent wrestling, both because of the freedom, the settings where atmosphere can easily develop and impact a match, and also that it’s full of younger wrestlers starting to pull it together — is when for no clear or obviously discernable reason, something just comes together.
This match, at the time and maybe a little in retrospect too, this had no real obvious reason to work as well as it did.
Dominic Garrini, while steadily improving for years, had yet to really break out like he would for the rest of the year. Hell, this is the match that made the idea of Deathmatch Dom a thing to begin with, an idea then later cemented by a string of great brawls later in the year. Joshua Bishop is not a guy I’ve ever really loved and who I cannot recall having a match that I liked as much as this either before or since. The math or science or whatever you put on paper to figure out probable outcomes does not look entirely in the favor of this match .
Again though, math is bullshit, this is as much art as it is science, and sometimes these things just happen.
So, as it happened, some sort of spirit came into the ring and possessed the two of them. Dominic Garrini reveals a true talent for bleeding and for fighting and for creating a sense of danger and chaos in matches like these. Joshua Bishop is put in the perfect environment to be an absolute freak. They have a bunch of incredibly sick and awesome and grotesque ideas, specifically involving Garrini’s cauliflowered ear getting stabbed with stuff. Additionally, the match benefits immensely from a relatively short eleven minute runtime, and mostly, its place early in the show in front of a real hot WrestleMania Weekend crowd.
Everything that could go right here goes even more correctly than one could ever reasonably expect.
The fill the thing up with jaw-dropping stuff from beginning to end, like Dom taking a horrific powerbomb through some chairs off the stage, nasty skewer and thumbtack spots, real wild shots, and an endearingly cavalier dive early on.
Even the finish — a non-impact type of finish where instead of a big gross thing to cap off the festival of violence, Dom is handcuffed to the corner, doused in lighter fluid, and threatened with immolation until surrendering — works out pretty well. It’s never my favorite way for one of these matches to end, the threat of something actually happening rather than the pain of something currently happening, but if it’s gonna be that, you really have to go as far as this match did. Don’t half ass it, if an I Quit match is ending with the threat of something, it should be something as insane as almost being set on fire and murdered.
Really, that’s the trick here. The dial is turned past ten on every single thing that happens in the match, on every idea they had, and on the environment itself, pushing past what the clear limitations might be in a normal match in front of a more normal crowd. The result of everything that works here, by design and through the magic nobody can ever plan for, is in my eyes, your annual Mania Weekend sleeper.
One of the most fun and memorable matches not only of the weekend, but of the entire year.