Masashi Takeda vs. Alex Colon, GCW Nick Gage Invitational 3: Thy Kingdom Come (9/8/2018)

(photo credit to Burning Hammer Photography)

This was a 1st Round match in the Nick Gage Invitational 3 tournament.

It rocks.

Like, yeah, they probably have a better one in them.

Colon is, at worst, a top five deathmatch wrestler in America. Takeda in 2018 is the very best in the world in the last third of a career year, maybe the best year a deathmatch wrestler has had all decade (and if not, second only to Gage and Tremont in 2017), and one of the best of all time too. I wish they had a big ridiculous gimmick to work with, like last year’s cinder block canvas or a spider web or something, and I also wish it got to go longer than ten minutes. At nine minutes and thirty five seconds, it is the shortest match of an otherwise underwhelming first round and the second shortest match on an eight match card. They deserve better than they got.

At the same time, talent overcomes virtually everything if they put themselves to the task, and Alex Colon and Masashi Takeda ABSOLUTELY decided that absolutely none of that shit matters, and that they were going to have not only the best match on the show, but a great deathmatch sprint in general.

Zero time in this is wasted.

Even the first maybe thirty seconds, before these two freaks get into using the EQUIPMUNK, goes to the idea of these two being hard-nosed and ill-tempered maniacs who insist on looking as strong as possible at all times. It doesn’t feel like time misspent, because that idea is paid off in the last like 75% of this match when they keep getting up from more and more insane stuff just to do it.

Oh, also, they stab each other with kitchen knives.

For those of you who are new here, this is not only cool as hell, but hits a very specific niche for me. It is not only a bit I have talked about on this space a few times, but elsewhere, and the idea of a deathmatch where people just go at each other with knives, it hits a very select sweet spot. I love them for it.

When they are done and Masashi Takeda has asserted his kitchen dominance, Takeda throws the knife up into the air. God bless him. In defiance of every kitchen sign in the world.

That one’s not for everyone, but neither is this match.

Beyond knife combat and, of course, your usual sick light tube and glass pane attacks, this match also has one of the best uses of a fighting spirit sell all year and maybe all decade, and one of the least predictable spots you could imagine if you are simply reading this, and had not already seen this match.

Precious few matches where someone is hit with a large part of a tree.

Takeda wins a few moments after this with a real gross release Powerbomb onto A BOARD OF KNIVES.

(Rule #2: Do not throw the knife board)

I get that this is not for everyone and that not everyone will love this. However, I look at this and see perfection. Ten minutes of remarkable violence, including a bit that hits deep into my core, including one of the most memorable deathmatch spots of the entire decade, and ending with the use of a weapon that is so obscene that it is borderline comical if not for how gross it is also. I think it is perfect, and you have clicked this link wherever and however you found it to see what I have to say.

Strong Hoot of the Year Contender.

***

WALTER vs. PCO, GCW Joey Janela’s Spring Break 2 (4/6/2018)

Better, more thoughtful and more concise writers than me have written a lot about why this is bad.

I have very little to add that I think is new or even half interesting.

This sucks, I’ve never understood the praise that this got in the moment, and nearly five years later (and counting), I understand it even less. It is especially weird as a guy who, close to a decade before this, was one of the only people online really beating the drum for 1990s PCO as a super fun wrestler. This sucks. It sucks and it feels genuinely bad and uncomfortable to watch and I think less of everyone who really loves it. (You can redact your in-the-moment take here if you want now, I will be okay with it, nobody gets it right in the moment 100% of the time.)

Nobody who still loves this match will see Heaven.

Tony Deppen vs. DJZ vs. Gringo Loco vs. Kyle The Beast vs. Eli Everfly vs. Teddy Hart, GCW Joey Janela’s Spring Break 2 (4/6/2018)

I have a very lovely memory of watching this show.

As is often the case with WrestleMania Weekend independent shows, a large portion of my tax return went towards these shows.

Back in 2018, you could still use the hack of buying HonorClub for a month at $9.99 to circumvent the PPV price of $30+, but I also still had referral Fite points from 2016 and/or 2017 when you could get a bunch of that, before the company realized that Wrestling Twitter was potentially costing them thousands of dollars through this promotion. Bloodsport is the only show I’ve considered a must buy ever since, but I had also bought two of the three EVOLVE/WWN shows, maybe some other stuff, and I settled in for this show late at night.

Freshly armed with a newly fresh fifth of Suntory Toki whiskey (at this point, I still lived in a converted attic apartment and put one bottle on the windowsill at the end of the night the weekend before, only for some kind of wind to somehow knock it off, falling three stories down into a bush at ground level, absolute heartbreaker, had to buy another one), and a truly deranged commitment to staying up for this entire show that only (a) genuine degenerates, and/or (b) people with jobs that caused them to keep irregular hours, as has been my reality for much of the last decade, were really able to do.

This is probably not the best match on this show (although we will not be discussing the best match on this show, look at Cagematch and consider my tastes here, not a hard one to pick out and not a hard one to figure out why I don’t want to write about it and glorify it), but it is a hell of an opener, and one that I have an exceedingly positive memory of.

(It helps my memory of this match too that someone in the oft mentioned ex-Wrestling With Words Slack chat had never seen Joey Janela before this show, and thought the old man in one of the hype videos was actually Janela. This would not be their funniest contribution of Mania Weekend 2018, but it is a thing that comes to mind whenever I think about this show specifically.)

Anyways, despite this match being one-third canceled, and being nowhere as good as I had remembered it likely due to the last half decade of GCW opening match scrambles like it, this had a lot of cool moves in it and I had a good time.

***+

WALTER vs. Tom Lawlor, GCW Matt Riddle’s Bloodsport (4/5/2018)

(photo credit to Scott Lesh Photography.)

Another delightfully weird one.

This is the sort of match that, in any other context, and definitely in a theoretical context of just a normal pro wrestling style match, I probably wouldn’t have liked even half as much as I did in this one.

WALTER does not fit into this environment as well as other bruisers and/or misfits like Eddie Kingston earlier in the show. Despite his AMBITION work in the past, WALTER here seems to just kind of do his pro wrestling Tom Lawlor is not one of my favorite wrestlers in the world, someone who I always seem to like more in theory than in practice at this point. Put them in a regular match where pinfalls count and where there’s four sets of ropes around them and while it might also result in a great match, the far more likely scenario is that it’s just another match that I think has a lot of good qualities and occasionally great moments, but that doesn’t really come together into one cohesive or unified great match. Two poles that simply do not connect in the right way, and so forth, despite all of the mechanical virtue on display in this match that would likely be present in this hypothetical scenario I have concocted as well.

Sometimes though, all it takes is one good idea or one favorable turn of fortune to get everything together and build that bridge. Doubly so in a match fought in something close to this style, as one half decent idea or one unifying theme can often be what makes and/or breaks a shoot-style or shoot-style adjacent or would-be shoot-style match for me.

(Maybe triply so in a match that’s also only eight minutes.)

Tom Lawlor comes into this match with a soft cast and/or heavy bandage on his left hand and wrist, and the match revolves around that, giving WALTER the rare opportunity to be on the other side of a Hand Match.

It’s not exactly a what is the name of this blog? classic. WALTER never stomps the hand and only kind of sparingly kicks and pummels at it a few times. It does, however, always feel important. Lawlor cannot do the things he wants to do because of it. More significantly, he cannot do the things he needs to do to win this fight because of it. It’s hard to lock his hands together when he gets a cross armbreaker on, and in general, WALTER always has it there to pull on as an anchor whenever the waters get a little too rough (initially used the word choppy here, but I felt all of you groaning). I maybe even like it better this way, WALTER not zeroing in on the injury, but simply doing classical Peak WALTER stuff and having the hand there as this crutch when he needs it.

The end result is something even meaner, and shockingly, that successfully casts Lawlor as genuinely sympathetic. Already an uphill battle, but now a mountain he has to climb with only one hand, making it a near impossibility. Real genuine babyface struggle on display, especially as the match goes on to show that Lawlor really might have been able to do this if they were both entirely healthy.

WALTER can’t get the Gojira Clutch on the first time as Lawlor rolls back out, but when he adds in a kind of cording hold onto the hurt left arm into the sleeper part of the hold, Tom can’t roll back and can’t pry himself free. On top of whatever pain there was in the arm, there’s no longer a way to escape maybe the most dangerous hold anybody’s got on this shot, and Filthy Tom goes to sleep.

Like most of the great matches on this show, WALTER and Lawlor don’t just have a match with a cool idea behind it, but put together something possessing that very potent and equally uplifting blend of violence and efficiency as well.

***

Eddie Kingston vs. Tracy Williams, GCW Matt Riddle’s Bloodsport (4/5/2018)

(Photo credit to Scott Lesh Photography.)

As with all matches on this show and other Bloodsport shows to follow (I do not feel the need to repeat this bit for every match on this show, but as it’s dropping first, hey), there are no ropes around the ring, and you can win by submission or knock out only.

Bloodsport, over the last five years and counting since this first show, has been maybe the surest thing in professional wrestling.

The set up not only makes for more unique wrestling in a bell-to-bell mechanical sense than you often get to see anywhere at this point (no disrespect to a concept like WXW’s AMBITION, but they still have the chance to use the ropes, still tethering itself somewhat to professional wrestling), let alone the U.S. indies, but also allows for a really unique visual. Without the ropes, there is very little visual barrier between the combatants in the foreground and the audience in the background. Especially with the  shots that get up close in real high quality, it’s beyond visually impressive and, at least speaking on a personal level, grabs one in a way wrestling matches often are not immediately able to in that way.

Out of all of the different Bloodsport shows that GCW’s put on following the immense success of this one, this is still probably my favorite.

Yeah, it doesn’t have the absolute highs that some of the later ones do. No match on this show is as great as the 2022 Jon Moxley vs. Biff Busick match, and probably not the 2019 Masashi Takeda vs. Jonathan Gresham match either. It is also not perfect. MASADA gets to have a match on this show, you know? It’s not flawless. However, there is so much less on this show. Less matches, shorter matches, less nonsense on this show, and in terms of the entire thing, it has probably the highest success rate of any of them. Beyond that though, it has that special kind of freak show element while also having that kind of consistent quality. Wrestlers like KTB or Nick Gage or, in this case, Eddie Kingston shoved into these spots is so much more interesting to me than one hundred guys who are all good at these sorts of matches.

Maybe it is sloppier and maybe it is not as great, technically, but it is a thousand times more interesting to see all these weird people in half freak show early UFC style fights, trying to adapt to the style in either the sorts of matches that they would normally not have and/or against opponents they would not otherwise face. It’s not all guaranteed and it might get messy, but that’s half the fun.

All things considered, I prefer the mess.

Kingston and Williams have the former of the two options, not a new match specifically, but a newer sort of match for them to have. Their AIW work is about roughly the same thing in a narrative sense, the brawler against the technician, the classic Puncher vs. Boxer story, but the rhythms are entirely different. Those matches are wrestling matches, but this is very much a BLOODSPORT kind of a thing, and that division is transformed into a match where Eddie needs to stay off the mat to have a shot, and Tracy needs to get him down to have a shot.

Eddie maybe doesn’t have the hours in matches like these like Tracy’s built up over the years, but he has a quality that feels far more important, which is that everything he does feels genuine, and he makes this feel the same way. He cannot do ten thousand holds or flow between them perfectly, but everything he does in this environment feels like what Eddie Kingston the wrestler and character would do. Swinging wildly, trying to turn the match into a stand-up one that he can win, showing desperation whenever Tracy almost gets him, all of that. Tracy Williams is always going to have a decent match within this system, but it’s Eddie Kingston — not only how he conducts himself, but how the match organizes itself around him — that makes this great.

Wonderfully, the match stays completely true to its premise, and as soon as Eddie is able to get to his feet and stay there, it doesn’t take long at all.

Following a delightfully shocking high kick to the head, Kingston reels off the Backfist to the Future for an immediate KO call.

Oh, also, it does all of this in just a hair over six minutes, making it this incredibly efficient thing as well as a deeply interesting one. It’s not only a hell of a six minute match, but the perfect mission statement for this show (it is not the opener, but KTB vs. Dom Garrini went three and a half minutes and wasn’t much, so effectively, it is), and going forward, every one of these to follow.

***

Jimmy Lloyd vs. Jake Lander, GCW Wasted Time (12/3/2022)

This was a commissioned review from one of my ten thousand sons, Packers Fan Brandon. You can be like them and pay me to write about anything you would like also, be it a match, a series of matches, a show, or whatever. The going price is $5/match (or if you want a TV show or movie, $5 per half hour), obviously make sure I haven’t covered it before (and ideally come with a link). If that sounds like a thing you’d like to do, head on over to www.ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon and do that. If you have an idea more complex than just listing matches and multiplying a number by five, feel free to hit the DMs and we can work something out. 

Would have loved to write about another Jake Lander match in this part of the country in 2022, but this is fine too, I guess. 

Some good things happened here. Lander is a sick bumper and it is always fun to see a little guy get absolutely throttled. Lloyd is okay too. They did some cool moves, like a stage bump and then stage dive by Lander. Lander’s bump off of Jim Lloyd’s Essex Destroyer (if this isn’t called the Essex County Destroyer, what are we even doing here?) is especially nasty. The size difference is also such that when Lloyd does bump for the little fellow, it’s pretty impressive. There’s also a bunch of stuff that isn’t so good, be it through miscommunication or simple bad ideas, and the finish being a real mid tier Jim Lloyd Cop Killa after the gross DDT right before it is sort of wasteful to in its own way.

This is the worst sort of commission to get. 

Not great enough or inspiring enough to really gush over, but not really bad enough to inspire much in the way of vitriol either. I have nothing to say about it, besides listing the good and bad things that happened. There were more good things than bad things. That might be a miracle on the GCW midcard, Lander is certainly a promising enough wrestler, but outside of that sliding scale, shit man, I don’t know. I do not think strongly about this match one way or the other. I will not ever think about it again once like half an hour passes and I forget about it. Someone paid for this review though, so you know, here we are, trying our best to get through to an amount of writing that makes me feel like I’m giving somebody what they paid for.

Really though, whatever.

This was fine.

If this match has a moral or some message to it, it does not lie in the match between Jim Lloyd and Jake Lander itself, and that maybe I have to teach all of my horrible children and, at large considering many of the commissions, stylistic acolytes as well, to spend their money a little more wisely. It should still go to me, obviously, but you know, give me something a little more substantial to work with here, you know?

 

Nick Gage vs. Darby Allin, GCW Line in the Sand (11/11/2017)

Photo credit to Burning Hammer Photography.

What seems like maybe a weirder match on paper works out as perfectly as it possibly could, at least on a smaller show like this.

The trick, shockingly, is that the match is something like ninety percent Nick Gage just destroying this little freak. Darby gets him a little frazzled early on with arm drags and the like, only for Gage to then begin destroying the arm with some chairs and work outside. Darby’s comebacks are both brief and exciting, always showing how hurt the arm is while also expressing a frantic desperation both in the way he moves around and in terms of what he does. Gage is not a natural arm worker and gives it up midway through, but given that Allin sells it pretty well and given that it’s a way for Nicky to riff around in fun ways like taping Darby Allin to a steel chair by both the arm and chest, and doing Anderson-esque hammerlock spots onto/through multiple chairs, it’s hardly time wasted either.

It’s also home to one of my favorite spots of the year.

Balcony dives are largely routine at this point, but this is one of the best since AR Fox’s over a year earlier at Beyond Wrestling, succeeding not only because of the idea of the thing, but because of the angle at which Allin hurls himself and the way the camera captures it perfectly in motion. Allin’s big height dives usually become Coffin Drop variations, but this is just a classic version, hurling himself out with complete and total recklessness. It’s not one of the five wildest things Darby’s ever done to his own body and/or using his body as a projectile, but it’s one of my favorites.

Wonderfully, it is also the only way he’s ever able to get any sort of real sustained run against Gage going forward, knocking the wind out of him for a few minutes by hurling himself off of a ledge at him.

Unfortunately for Darby, and fortunately for everybody else, Darby has no real way of beating Gage despite that. He lands some bombs, tries some cradles, but it’s Nick Gage. That shit doesn’t work, and as soon as he’s able to grab a hold of this little twerp again, it’s over. Darby Allin gets hurled through a door in the corner at high velocity, and Gage beats him with the Piledriver.

The ideal b-show main event, in which the top guy is challenged in a fun new way, even put into some jeopardy, but that doesn’t waste a lot of time in answering the questions raised throughout the match. Everything you know is reaffirmed, Darby leaves looking better than he did coming in, and there’s a sick little match that comes out of it too.

Incredibly fun.

***

Matt Tremont vs. Homicide, GCW Line in the Sand (11/11/2017)

Photo credit to Burning Hammer Photography.

This was for Tremont’s GCW Heavyweight Title.

Much like Tremont’s match against Eddie Kingston earlier in the year, it’s a delightful little scrap. It doesn’t really touch what it maybe could be, as even with his age, Homicide’s coming off a hot run in the WXW tag league, but that’s fine. Again, like that Eddie Kingston match, these are two wrestlers who get a lot out of a little through skill with the little things just as much as the big looping moonshots, making both little punches and big moves feel important and impactful. So even while this match is mostly punching, throwing each other into stuff, and hucking some bombs out there, Homicide and Tremont mine every bit of value possible out of every single thing that happens in this match.

Throw in some chairs, a door, and a pair of forks, and you’ve got a steady little hit.

Good easy fun with violence. It’s sure on the borderline, but with a match this simple and enjoyable, I’m inclined to round up.

three boy

Matt Tremont vs. Nick Gage, GCW Nick Gage Invitational 2 (9/16/2017)

Photo credit to Burning Hammer Photography.

This was the finals of the Nick Gage Invitational, a cinderblock canvas deathmatch, as well as being for Tremont’s GCW World Title.

As with their last meeting, it is tremendous in every way that a match can be.

First of all, independent of the booking of the thing or the action of the match itself, the stipulation of a cinder block canvas alone adds so much to this match. It’s never been done in the United States before, supposedly, and it just looks SO unbelievably cool. Barbed wire instead of ropes, Caribbean spider webs, different cages and scaffolds, there are so many ways that advance death match set ups can make a match feel bigger before anything even happens, and while it’s hard to say any one of those is the absolute best (for overall timelessness and reliability, I have to side with NRBW), the cinder block canvas ticks every box. It’s both interesting to look at, and impossible to deny mentally, even beyond going through glass or being brained with something, a totally different sort of feeling going into a match. 

Building on how cool the setting of the match in a smaller sense looks, it is also once again outstanding in a larger sense, going beyond the set up of the ring to the way the show feels in the venue itself. The atmosphere in Game Changer World in little old Howell, New Jersey is genuinely unbelievable and helps so much. There’s an atmosphere in this building that few other U.S. deathmatch venues have matched, and that I don’t think has existed indoors (outdoors a la Tournament of Death or some KOTDMs is a totally different feeling and is almost always cool when the match works) since CZW stopped running the Arena. It’s already dark and dingy in a way that has a lot of character, but at the end of a deathmatch tournament with spooky dust in the air, added to by every cinder block bump coughing up dust too and everything all broken apart, there is this extra sort of feeling in the air. It wouldn’t make a bad match good, but in the case of this match, already genuinely exceptional, it only amplifies what’s already there.

Once again, like in June, it is not just a match reliant on what happens, the physicality and the big gross spots, but it’s one set up incredibly well through simple booking.

While the tournament booking hasn’t been as genius as June’s was — Tremont beating two guys from Gage’s era and Gage beating two younger deathmatch wrestlers — this match has their previous work going for it, the benefit of Tremont defending the title throughout the tournament, as well as one lovely little wrinkle that didn’t come out of somebody’s pen somewhere. Matt Tremont had announced beforehand that this would be his last deathmatch tournament, and would start to wind down, giving this some real stakes. It hinders the story between the two long-term, I think (as it maybe should have always been Tremont officially taking the torch from Gage, not that he hadn’t had it since like 2011-12 anyways, and it winds up turning into Gage becoming The Man again despite this feud really being the last gasp of him being able to deliver physically on the level he can deliver as a pure presence), but it does mean that this match — for his title, in his last shot at the big tournament, on top of the stakes the first match already set up — feels as big as a deathmatch can feel. 

Of course, none of that means half as much as the actual match itself, and it just to happens that that is also out of this world great. 

Gage and Tremont benefit so much not just from the more measured approach that this match demands, building the initial basic slams and suplexes on the cinder blocks super well and treating them like major moments within the match, but also simply from the existence of the stipulation itself. In the same way that there was just something different about looking at the cinder block canvas before the match, there is just something different about seeing people slammed and thrown onto god damned cinder blocks. Deathmatch wrestling has always benefited from feeling more genuine than other wrestling, in the sense that you know some of this simply is a real reaction to horrible pain, and this match is one of the most extreme versions of that I’ve ever experienced. The best matches like these not only strike this horribly authentic tone, but become unforgettable experiences in and of themselves, and this match is certainly one of the best of them. 

It is also just a beautifully assembled match, beyond the brutality. 

The stipulation forces them into a different kind of match than anything else on the card, or on the U.S. deathmatch scene in some time. It’s not to say this match is exactly sparse with the violence but there are really only three (3) major major spots, and there isn’t a lot of filler here. It’s not a match that I would call especially thoughtful, but it is measured, even if that comes out of necessity more than artistic choice, with the human body really not being able to take like twenty plus bumps on the cinder blocks. It is an artistic choice though to not linger on too long with anything else though, and it’s one that gets the most out of everything this match has to offer. 

Over the course of this match, there are three distinct sections, between the early light tube war en lieu of going to the blocks, moves on the blocks themselves, and then the last third when the toll begins to show. Each of these feels distinct and leads perfectly to the next section, while increasing not only the level of violence and brutality, but the desperation and sense of feeling to their movements as well. The familiar light tube bits go into the less familiar cinder block works, and there’s something delightful about that. Something we know to warm us up for something we don’t. 

When the match really flips the switch in the last third, with the three afrorementioned huge spots, they not only get so much out of all three, but each of them is a genuine motherfucker and they work in the same way as the three sections of the match itself. You can only ever ascribe so much intent and meaning, but it’s shockingly perfect the way this match happens to divide itself out, not only into these sections, but into the bits within this last one individually. 

Tremont gets knocked off the top through a table outside, in a spot that is familiar and relatively routine, but done with such force, a bump taken so brutally, that it still feels like a big deal. The second of the three sees Gage superplex Tremont on the cinder blocks alone (and whatever glass is left over from the first section), in a genuinely gruesome and disgusting bump. Like the cinder block bumps in the middle of the match — all slams and basic suplexes — it is not an especially spectacular move independent of the specific setting of this match, but within these confines, it feels like something that could have been a legitimate match ender itself. 

Lastly, in the sequence that ends the contest, Gage goes for a Frankensteiner through a truly rare weapon in A FUCKING WINE RACK OF LIGHT TUBES, but Tremont does what Gage did in the semi-finals and Superbombs him down through it and pulls the win out of thin air. 

It’s not only a visually spectacular finish, but it’s both what Gage did in the semi-final to pull a win out of thin air and a clear callback to how their first match ended, with Gage pulling a sunset bomb off of a ladder out of his ass to just barely win. There’s some easy and terrific symbolism there too, now with Tremont adapting Gage’s tactic into something far more spectacular.

Tremont not only shows the evolution of the style through simply defeating Nick Gage this time, but also in how he does it.

An even better match than their first together. This is the opposite of the first match in some ways, as it’s much more austere and restrained, as far as a 2017 deathmatch might go, but that’s necessitated by the stipulation, and really benefited the match given that we already saw a super wild version of this, now getting to live in a more thoughtfully brutal version of the match as Tremont finally gets his win.

Gage and Tremont live up to their initial meeting, and in my opinion just barely manage to top it as a result of the unique nature of a match like this as compared to simply a really really great version of a more common deathmatch. In the process, they have maybe not just the year’s best deathmatch, but possibly the best one of the entire decade as well.

***3/4

 

Nick Gage vs. Ciclope, GCW Nick Gage Invitational 2 (9/16/2017)

This was a 1st Round match in the Nick Gage Invitational.

First things first, this match just whips ass. It whips so much God damned ass, a perfect kind of first round deathmatch tournament match that, if not for another Nick Gage match earlier in the year, would be the best of its kind in some time.

While there doesn’t appear to be any real stipulation, they’re armed with some light tubes and razor boards (and a carpet strip board never used — the real saddest statement possible, suck my dick “baby shoes, never worn”), a fishing pole, and some other oddities and make nearly full use of all of it. You get your usual cool light tube spots, Gage’s running seated boot through a light tube bundle in the corner is one of the best deathmatch signature spots in history, they bleed a lot, and everything on the razor boards walks that perfect line between gruesome and cool as hell. The fishing pole spot from the attached image is cool as hell, of course, but clearly shows the difference between Gage and so many other wrestlers, as he senses the spot is taking too long to set up, drops it to go back and clobber Ciclope over the head with a chair, before going back to it. Not the biggest change in the world, but the exact sort of thing that fills in the gaps sensibly between the big setpieces.

Even the big no-sell spots they do here are genuinely electric and come from things that you could see violent psychopaths experienced in matches like these to shrug off to make a point. It all works, even if it is not the most unhinged and deranged match that either could have.

Secondly, it is a match of perfect function as well.

As the start of Gage’s run through a tournament bearing his name, hoping to go two for two in GCW’s big deathmatch tournaments to totally and completely cement his comeback, it’s a lovely match that effectively serves as a recap of everything he went through at Tournament of Survival in June at the beginning of a story that branches out from that. He’s met with a new challenge, another deathmatch wrestler who wasn’t around like this when he went away. The match spends exactly enough time establishing both that (a) Ciclope is a worthy challenge & (b) that Nick Gage is still the man, and each feels as important as the other, especially given how the rest of this show turns out.

There’s a question and answer here, a challenge and then the response.

Beautiful professional wrestling.

***