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(photo credit to @TWrestlingmag on Twitter, as the Youtube upload of this match has a real ungainly watermark in the corner that I just dont love the look of.)
As one of the internet’s — or at at least this particular sphere of it’s — most ardent and longest tenured Timothy Thatcher advocates, there are few things the Thatchman has done that I don’t know about, or haven’t laid eyes on before. That isn’t bragging so much as it is a statement of fact. Since I first saw him in 2014, almost every time a new Thatcher match has crossed my field of vision, so long as it isn’t like a twenty five minute long Caleb Konley match, I make it a point of watching it as soon as possible. There are fair criticisms to make of the guy, but he wrestles in a way and with an ideology that I find very pleasing, and in a quest to — fucking get this, most of you could use this as a tip — not hate what I spend my time doing, I like to watch Timothy Thatcher wrestle a lot.
So, more often than not, unless we haven’t gone through a particular year on this blog, or in rare cases, if I just didn’t feel like I had anything all that interesting to say about a Timothy Thatcher match, I will have probably written about it before.
Anyways, there’s a reason I didn’t ever write about this without a financial incentive to do so, having already covered 2016 in great detail.
Rampage Brown is a real average wrestler with a great look and this is, in one of the more frustrating bits of the 2010s when it came to Thatcher and one of the more frustrating things in indie wrestling in general, yet another match in which a promotion brought Thatcher in to make some local boy look one thousand times better than they would against everybody else.
Of course, that all being said, Thatcher is really really great in this.
The most obvious thing is that his matwork is great, his holds are killer, and all of that. That’s not to say it isn’t totally and completely accurate, but it’s not all that this match asks of him and it is also the same in every Thatcher match, really. One of the great scientific wrestlers of the generation is stellar on the ground, throw a parade, you know? The real marvel here is, again, how great Thatcher is as a pure babyface. Not just in bumping and selling in believable and sympathetic ways to make Rampage look like something/anything as a heel force, but the ways in which he engages the crowd, mocking Rampage’s early powders or talking about kicking his ass to big ovations. It isn’t quite a revelation, Thatcher always had this in him and it should not be a surprise to anybody who ever paid attention, but a match like this is yet another outstanding example of just how many different things that Timothy Thatcher could do.
Brown wins with a Piledriver, but whatever, who gives a shit, this is Tim’s match through and through. It’s not to say Brown was horrible — as he is rarely worth mentioning in either direction, the least interesting sort of wrestler — but that virtually every piece of this thing that really worked obviously came from Timothy Thatcher, one of the best wrestlers in the world even in a match that wasn’t about him at all.
A loss beneath a wrestler of Thatcher’s stature and abilities, even in something of a down year in 2016, with a match one could describe in just about the same way.