This was an Unsanctioned Match, in which if Gargano won, he would be reinstated to the NXT roster.
As with the previous Takeover’s big Gargano main event, affectionately known as John Boy’s Jerk Off Party among the members of the oft-referenced Slack chat (due to me repeatedly referring to it as “John Boy’s little jerk off party” until capital letters came into play and it gained an official name), I know what you want out of me out of this spiritual successor.
What you want is something mean. Maybe long and maybe short, but definitely mean.
Being John Boy’s Tear Jerker and all, you would like to read another thing about a big NXT match with ~emotions~ that makes sure you knows how emotional it is at all times and feels phony as a result, as compared to (slightly) more restrained big payoffs like Zayn/Neville or Bayley/Sasha in the past. Big faces, constantly. Everything is the biggest. Bullshit Shawn Michaelsism where every feeling is at a 15 out of 10, the idea of playing to the back row taking to an embarrassing extreme, every little thing yelled about on commentary with the most annoying man in the world and his cohorts literally saying [x spot] is a metaphor because you are too dumb to think of anything for yourself, everything we think about with this brand from 2019 to the present or so. You’d like to read about this as patient zero for everything that went wrong with NXT.
You might also want me to talk about it being far too long, an incredible twenty or twenty five minute brawl shoved into a thirty seven minute and forced to make up that time through any number of ways, from things that should not be kicked out of (top rope Project Ciampa), things that could easily be cut out, classic WWE style pauses long after they’re necessary, all of that. Maybe a bit about how, with a little (a lot) of blood, I could really really really get into this on a much higher level. The crutches used to great effect here also clearly come from a planted fan, maybe the most obvious plant in recent wrestling history. Maybe, you would also like to hear about how the triumph at the end of it doesn’t work out all that well for me, because I find Johnny Gargano to be a weirdly offputting presence, and it is not enough simply to want to see a despicable heel eat shit, you also need to want to see somebody succeed to create those truly great payoffs, as NXT had done in the past with its two greatest protagonists.
I know that’s what you want. Two thousand words, seventeen hundred of them negative, frothing at the mouth, all of that. I understand my audience, or at least a significant part of it.
TOUGH SHIT.
Yes, most of that is true, if not all of it.
Honestly, there’s a lot wrong with this, as listed above, and it was and is still (although not as much) real alienating to have never loved it. This isn’t a new thought on this site exactly, but again, there is no more frustrating feeling than not liking a match as much as everyone else. To hate something is freeing in a way. You are free to froth at the mouth, write at length about a thing, all of that. It’s an animating sort of a feeling, a call to action. The act of still liking something a lot though, but being kind of stunned at how much more people liked it than you did — especially if those people are people you otherwise share most opinions with — is a truly confusing one. There’s a guilt, I’ve found, that comes with complaining. You don’t really want to, because you did still enjoy it a lot, but something eats at you about the amount of praise it gets relative to things you liked way more. It is easy to deal with I don’t get it, while I don’t get it to this extent is a far more baffling thing. It has a way of gnawing away at a match of this caliber, something truly great being always slightly tinged by the way you felt compared to the way everyone else feels.
The thing is more that, half a decade later, I don’t really care all that much. Yeah, I am never going to love this, but I also get the feeling that a good chunk of the people who really loved this at the time also don’t quite feel the same way, so whatever.
In spite of every major flaw against it, I cannot tell you that this didn’t rock also.
Composition and execution wise, and looking at it independent of all of the things they just were not allowed to do or that they were maybe forced into on some institutional type of level, the shit is just very strong. The construction is almost perfect. There’s never a moment in this where I think that the biggest thing or the coolest thing in the match has already happened. In terms of the performances. Likewise, speaking of the performances individually, I think they do so much well. Ciampa is never at all likeable or admirable and Gargano does a best he can to run the other way away from that. A thirty seven minute move-based blowoff match would go in a lot of different bad directions, but Gargano always gets his part right. He starts angry, stays desperate, and always feels like he’s really trying to get revenge.
For whatever other directions the thing winds up taking, when it gets down to the two of them, it works.
Gargano avoids the fake out plead for forgiveness, this being an imitation Generico/Steen and all, and goes into an STF GargaNo Escape, now using Ciampa’s discarded knee brace, and gets the win. As much as grappling with the moral cost of revenge might fascinate as an intellectual exercise, nothing feels quite as good or correct in this genre of entertainment as revenge does, and above every sequel and would-be successor to this match, that’s what this really has to offer.
John Boy’s Tear Jerker might not move me to that, but given what it is — everything that it could have been, everything later attempts became — it’s still very very impressive. If not my match of the year, or really even close, a totally undeniable miracle the likes of which this brand would probably never touch again in a main event, and also never quite recover from.
Not the high point of NXT exactly, but the clear point in retrospect, or at least somewhere near that point, at which the wave finally broke.