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This was a Two of Three Falls match, as was the custom, for Baba and Inoki’s NWA International Tag Team Titles.
Unlike the last B-I Cannon match covered here, while still incomplete, we get close to two-thirds of the match, and as far as that goes, thirty plus minutes out of forty-six is a whole lot better than twelve of thirty two.
Sadly, this is the other side of the spectrum, as that feels just a little too long.
That’s not to say this is bad, or really anything close, but half an hour plus at something of a slower pace, in addition to some of those old start and stop rhythms that maybe have the right idea in mimicking those of a real fight but that kind of just result in lost momentum in a pure good and evil wrestling match, is a little more than the match can totally handle.
It’s a shame too, because all of the raw material is, at worst, very good.
By “at worst”, I mostly mean Kiniski, who is largely on the outside here, and who often feels like the odd man out, as if Valentine originally had another partner but something happened and Kiniski filled in. His slight selling of shots is interesting and realistic, his own offense is basic but good, and he always feels cruel and mean (maybe the most important part), but he feel removed from the faster and more physical approach of the other three. I am sure there is a match from the 1960s or 1950s that someone could commission in which he rules, but at the end of the first year of the decade, there are three guys in this match who feel like they are of the 1970s and beyond, and one who feels stuck somewhere else.
Two of those are, of course, Inoki and Baba. Inoki is the one more on the outside again for much of the last two falls, but he turns in one of his more sympathetic performances ever getting beaten up by the villains in the first fall. Some of that is the natural consequence of how much Valentine is beating his ass, but Inoki also shows a real gift for this kind of underdog babyface in a way I don’t recall him doing too much of going forward, and I liked it a whole lot. The focus is on Baba more than Inoki however, and he is once again so impressive in 1970. The dignity and statesman-like manner, but indignant when pushed, energetic to the extent that the classic Baba brain chops turn into leaping ones, and discovering a weirdly great chemistry with Johnny Valentine.
On that note, Valentine is the real key here.
Having now only seen two matches of his, I already feel comfortable saying Johnny Valentine is one of the greatest examples ever of one of my favorite types of wrestling heels, someone who presents as dignified, but who is a sadistic monster under that. Ric Flair always talked about Johnny as an influence, and while he added in a 1980s style cowardice and higher athleticism bumping and removed some of Johnny’s more hard-man elements, you can see so much of the classic routine as Johnny handles the majority of the match. Not just the chopping, but the indignant reactions at ever being treated in the same way he treats others, the maniac shit when in control, constantly barking at the crowd even in another country, all of it. This is the second best of the two Johnny performances I’ve seen, but even here, he’s interesting to me in a way few other new-to-me wrestlers are.
For all these positives though, I don’t think the match ever entirely comes together.
Things drift, Baba and Valentine split the first two falls, and then in what seems like a sudden flip of a switch abrupt dash to a finish, everyone begin fighting on the floor shortly after an Inoki hot tag, and Tony gets back inside also sort of arbitrarily to retain the titles on a count out.
Not a perfect mesh and the time doesn’t help, but with the talent in there, it’s a little too hard not to like on some level.