This was a match in the EVOLVE Tag Team Title Tournament.
It’s one of the more beloved matches of the year, a centerpiece of Chris Hero’s famed 2016 run and of EVOLVE’s 2016 in general, and for good reason. I’m nowhere near as high on it as I was when I saw it around the time that it happened, as there are some flaws that are — as always — far more apparent once you have a little more distance from a match (again, this is sort of the point of our little enterprise). It’s a little long at near half an hour, it can sometimes become a little much in the way that a lot of the work of these guys in general around this time can become a little much, and in general, it’s just kind of an exhausting thing.
Despite all of that, it’s one of those times throughout wrestling history where things just all come together as well as they ever could. Planets align, Hades frees the Titans, things like that.
First and most obviously, mechanically, this is wonderful.
It’s laid out especially well, for one. Proper escalation, building up from work on the ground, with a lot of the time used to establish all the different characters, styles, and their relationships to each other. One tag team prepared, one not, the Hero/Sabre rivalry that’s slowly become less and less respectful, Callihan being a wild card, all of it. In the back half, things can easily fall apart both as a result of the length and the fast pace they’re keeping up, but it never does. Everything is in a right enough place to stand out and mostly have value, and while this is a match that DEFINITELY walks up to the line, it is one that always seems to know where it is, takes a sniff and a vigilant look around, before heading back away from it.
Individually and collectively, all four wrestlers are on their very best behavior here too. Chris Hero vs. Zack Sabre Jr. is one of the easiest match ups in all of pro wrestling at this point, and once again, it works incredibly well. This isn’t a match with a ton of forward movement for them, clearly with Gabe having an idea to run it back at WrestleMania weekend in two months and change, but what’s here works like it always has. End and Callihan are less reliable and less great wrestlers (at this point, anyways. Callihan’s 2009-13 peak destroys any run End ever went on, and I prefer it to whatever you’d like to call Zack’s peak) than their partners, but the match asks no more of them than they can deliver. For End, that’s being Hero’s back up and hitting all of his big shots perfectly, a task that he’s more than capable of. For Sami Callihan, it’s a little more than that, but he’s no less capable.
Sami Callihan sadly isn’t quite so much after his WWE run, save these first few months of freedom, but this is the match where he briefly looked like his old self, not only being tremendous on offense, but doing a tremendous job in the back half selling exhaustion and a kind of mounting frustration.
The thing about this match is that, beyond all the great mechanics, there’s also a really good story here, as fundamentally, Zack Sabre Jr. and Sami Callihan are not tag team wrestlers.
Once upon a time, they were. At least with other partners. With the umbrella pervert and with the Moxley/Callihan team. However, Sami Callihan and Zack Sabre Jr. were not supposed to team in this match or tournament. Sami filled in at the last minute to replace a Timothy Thatcher who went down with a staph infection, and at all times in this match, it shows. Not only in the fact that Sami and Zack have absolutely no chemistry together and miscommunicate a few times, but in the fact that neither of them seems to be entirely aware that this is a tag team match until it is far too late.
Hero and End are similarly not a frequent team, but there’s a understanding there, Hero stopping short multiple times when either Zack or Sami tries to set up a misfire, and general preparedness. They’re quick to tag, quick to save, and generally have a feel for each other. Even if they’re not frequently teaming up, they have an idea of what the other will do and when to help the other, and it’s something Zack and Sami just do not have, and do not ever come close to having. Neither Zack nor Sami gets isolated for all that long, but because they have no sense for each other and no real ability to function as a team, each hot tag is eventually cut off because they’re always fighting two men.
Most importantly though, Zack Sabre Jr. and Sami Callihan both seem to just try and win it on their own early on, and they pay for it long term.
It’s not the only reason this match is so great, but this is a match largely based around making Zack Sabre Jr. and Sami Callihan suffer for the way they conduct themselves, and it’s wonderful. There’s very rarely a morality on display in EVOLVE so much as an ideology, “ideology play” isn’t something I’ve ever seen or heard before, but this is absolutely a match with something to say about wrestling, and specifically about tag team wrestling.
Lastly, and maybe most importantly, that exhaustion is reflected throughout the match, particularly in the back half.
When Zack Sabre Jr. finds himself stuck inside the ring for long stretches, he has one of his more impressive performances of the year and maybe his all time best babyface performance, slowly losing more and more wind and energy. The kickouts are less spirited, his comebacks are not only less effective and more desperate, but less and less successful. Callihan isn’t the focus of this final run of the match so much, but he does a really great job with this concept too. Sami wipes himself out once with a dive to buy Zack time, but it’s not enough when End’s taken very little punishment, and he’s able to wipe Callihan out with a wild Moonsault dive of his own. Sami never really comes close to being able to help out again, while End is fresher. Zack might not yet be able to beat Hero one on one, but taking more punishment and also having Tom End there just in case makes it a near impossibility.
It’s where the length of the match works to its benefit, things working just a little better when you have all this time building them up. Establishing things, and slowly seeing the consequences of the choices people naturally make in this environment. The consequences of Sabre Jr. and Callihan being such a bad team aren’t just that they lose, they’re in how they lose. Sabre Jr. and Callihan unable to ever stop a two on one, leaving them both far more worn out by the end, unable to tag out, and leaving not only Zack pretty much stranded with no escape, but similarly leaving Sami Callihan entirely incapable of offering him one.
All throughout the first half, Sami and Zack play one-on-one games, classic hero ball, and very slowly rack up a pretty huge bill as Hero and End figure out how to make them pay for it. It takes some time and a whole lot of effort, but Hero and End finally knock Sabre out with a combination Rolling Elbow/Northern Bicycle Knee, and that bill finally comes due.
One of the best tag matches in EVOLVE history if not #1 with a bullet, but the true complement to this match exists all these years later, with every independent or major stage tag team match that looks a whole lot like this, but fails to strike with the same venom, urgency, or construction that does this match so well.
A special match, in spite of every valid on-paper reason why it shouldn’t be.
***3/4