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The thing about AEW Collision is that I do not want to watch live professional wrestling on a Saturday.
Unless a show — and Collision has done this a whole lot, to its credit — can offer me up a match I believe will be great enough to watch as it happens (or in the case of the debut show, a moment), or as with the recent WWE switch to Saturday events, has a Rumble or WrestleMania type of must-see large event feeling to it, I will probably not tune in as it happens. My Saturdays, when I get off work, are for watching movies, or in the fall, college football also. I may watch some matches here and there between those things, but for the most part, I just don’t want to sit in front of the TV and waste even a little bit of my time like that.
So, at the time, I did not watch this.
The line up was not ideal, it was pre-taped, I knew I would already be watching a ton of AEW in the next week and change in between watching ALL IN the next day and having tickets to ALL OUT the weekend after. I watched APE (2012), K-19: THE WIDOWMAKER (2002), and KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR (1994) instead. I regret very little.
However, I actually liked this.
It isn’t a great match, to be sure. Vegetables first.
The issues I always knew it would likely have, which is to say a Collision main event being at least five minutes longer than necessary and taking it a little easier before flying overseas to a gigantic stadium show and the weaknesses on the heel team in Cage and Luchasaurus lowering the ceiling significantly, are there and they do matter.
Everything else is simply very good.
By every definition, it is absolutely a house show ass main event. This match is interested in moving the chains as efficiently as possible, offering up simple and fun wrestling, and sending everyone home happy. There’s no shame in that, as long as we’re all honest, and this is a match that feels really honest about it.
In the same way that the first Collision main event felt a lot like 2004 ROH, in the way it combined a modern approach with an older-style mindset, this feels a whole lot like early 1990s WCW, and I fucking LOVE early 1990s WCW. This has a combination of tons of different characters, thrown together to air a day before a big event, a really colorful mix, easy formula, and a lot of fun fun fun combinations. Jay White vs. Darby Allin feels like the clear standout to me, in the sense that it could main event an AEW show tomorrow and likely be really great and feel like it belongs in that slot, but Hook vs. White and Swerve and Punk vs. Swerve are also a blast. Not every pairing in this is incredible, but even the ones with the less good wrestlers moves in and out pretty quickly, so nothing in this is ever TOO bad.
This is just good light hearted television pro wrestling.
You might be insane to call it great, but I am hard pressed to do much else but enjoy it.
Not the greatest match, but the most since the debut main event that AEW Collision has resembled something I truly love, and so I have to say that this was a really nice little piece of wrestling TV.