The Shield vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust, WWE Raw (10/14/2013)

This was a No Disqualification match for The Shield’s WWE Tag Team Titles, the stipulation being announced close to last minute.

I like this one more than the famous pay per view match!

It certainly doesn’t have the all time great family reunion sort of moments to it, but it’s a much tighter match on a mechanical level and it gets to be more as an outright bell to bell production than that match. On pay per view, they had a great match but largely used it as a backdrop for this feel-good heartwarming production. Here, they had a great match and let it breathe, now using a big booking moment at the end to enhance the match in addition to being its own big thing. There’s a difference and while I prefer the visual of the three Rhodeses finally all being together and making the WWE (or the character of it, rather) eat shit, I definitely prefer this match.

For once, I’m not sure there’s a more impressive Cody Rhodes performance ever. I don’t know if I mean this is his best performance ever, but it’s up there. He’s been good to great as a Big Match Guy in recent years, certainly bringing a lot against guys like Eddie Kingston and Darby Allin, but here, not in control of what he’s doing at all, he’s so impressive as the young partner trying to make good again. If not his best performance ever, it certainly feels like his best WWE performance ever. He’s asked to pull off the big hot tag to transition to the last third of this, and it’s a risk, but he mostly pulls it off. He’s always had some trouble stringing things together in a totally cohesive order, but he nails it here. Everything looks good, makes sense in the order he puts it in, and he’s got enough fire behind the little stuff to not leave any real gaps in between the major bits of his part of the match.

But of course, this is the Goldust show.

In the first match, Goldust got to do just enough to remind everyone that oh yeah, shit, this dude is at worst a top five all time tag team wrestler. In this match, everyone seems to have absorbed that and they give him enough time to really let that all sink in. He gets a great run at the start, he gets to be the face in peril, and he even gets a little mini hot tag run in near the end despite the absence of any real tag. He’s great at every single bit of it. He gets more out of Rollins in control than anyone else has all year, and I include the literal best wrestler of all time in that statement. Goldust vs. Roman is some dream match stuff, they’re a perfect fit for each other in every way. Goldust not only is individually amazing at every different thing this match asks him to do, but he brings the best out of two younger and/or more limited opponents too.

Most of all though, this is yet another great match that’s brought up a level by booking and the smart application of bullshit.

Yes, it can work like that!

The No Disqualification element here and in most modern WWE TV matches is often just an excuse to do something at the end of the match without breaking the rules. It’s typically very lazy and telegraphs the bullshit a mile away. However, this happens to follow the previous week’s main event, where a No DQ stipulation was added at the last minute, allowing The Shield interference to bail them out. It’s a precedent set that gives this just a little bit more meaning. They also do just enough to work to it to make you think that well damn, maybe the match is just the match. Dean Ambrose is there to constantly interfere and the ref is just lenient enough with the rules to always remind you that this is a freer environment than usual, in a very old school sort of a way. When all hell does finally break loose, the foundation has been set enough that’s not some major tonal shift.

The big hot tag is cut off by Dean Ambrose getting in there right when it looks like something good might happen. They do this genius little thing where the three on two gets stopped once, when Goldust brings a chair in and cleans house. It means when the bullshit happens later, it doesn’t immediately feel like the Rhodes boys needed the help, because they already had it won once. It’s the universe righting itself, instead of this win they got handed. The big Goldust and Cody comeback second run gets cut off, and it’s so great. Goldust is there on his own, and his experience helps them block things out so well. A little thing like he and Dean brawling, leading to Goldust being knocked back by Ambrose in the exact right place organically for Roman to tackle him through the timekeeper’s barricade. A lot of times, it’s a very obviously set up spot, but Goldust isn’t standing there more than a second before Roman gets him. Absolutely perfect.

The Big Show makes his way through the crowd despite being fired, and he cleans house with the rights to finally even things up after the three on two has cut the Rhodes boys off from a fair win twice now. Wonderful wonderful finish where Roman ducks the distraction springboard kick from Cody, only for Big Show to catch him with the big right while he’s ducking his head down by the ropes. Less than ideal is that being the move that ends it, but Cody gets the pin anyways to win the titles. When you do a thing this well, the one percent of it that doesn’t totally work is hardly the end of the world.

For the first time in two months — an eternity in the WWE, even if they’ve been on good behavior for six months — something has finally been taken away from The Authority in a way that they can’t just immediately take back or wipe from history.

Finally, one for the good guys.

Great television wrestling. Advancement and a payoff, using clever booking and writing to get the most out of some guys who aren’t exactly perfect, and a clever application of outside nonsense that winds up enhancing and improving the match instead of working to its detriment.

Another world.

***1/2

 

 

The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) vs. The Usos, WWE Money in the Bank Kickoff (7/14/2013)

This was for The Shield’s WWE Tag Team Titles.

It’s the coming out party for The Usos as an actual good tag team, as well as one for The Shield without the literal greatest wrestler of all time there also to steer the ship. It doesn’t quite touch any of that, lacking the urgency, heat, and exquisite composition that Bryan brought, but it’s exciting, efficient, and intense US formula tag team wrestling and I’m real happy with that.

This isn’t the sort of match that leaves me with A TON to write about it, but it’s a blast. The more practiced team tries to keep ganging up and they try to keep the big guy at bay. It works until it doesn’t. Easy stuff to base fifteen minutes around and they do a good job about that. What makes this really work is how clear it is that everyone involved genuinely gives a shit about this. The Usos take huge bumps and land all the big spots perfectly. Roman lands all his stuff perfectly. Rollins is especially pissed off about the pre-show demotion and goes wild with one of his more manic bumping performances ever. And as always, it’s real heartwarming when a crowd goes from ambivalence to belief by the end of a match. The Usos aren’t NOT over, but you’d never predict the crowd buying into the big nearfall or two at the end of this like they did. It all just works. Formula is formula for a reason. Execute it like you give a damn, add in some spice here and there, it’s gonna work. Roman finally manages a blind tag and follows up Seth’s buckle bomb with the big spear for the win.

As an NXT Redemption disciple, I knew for years that The Usos were good and might be great one day. This is the point where everyone else found out too. A perfect pay per view opener, even if it wasn’t technically on the pay-per-view.

(counterpoint: yes it was, suck my dick.)

***

 

The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) vs. Team Hell No, WWE Raw (5/27/2013)

This was for The Shield’s WWE Tag Team Titles.

It’s the match that they should have had on pay-per-view. In theory, anyways. As usual with this series and the first six or seven months of The Shield in general, too much thought is put into these matches for them to not perfectly follow up on the matches that came before it.

As usual with this series against Daniel Bryan, it’s mechanically perfect and super exciting and always different enough to still feel incredibly fresh, but still packed with all of these great little touches. There’s a Hart Attack to pop the simple minded Canadians early on, but it’s also a direct line back to a backstage segment earlier where Bret Hart told Bryan that he didn’t think he was the weak link either. The match also continues to softly put out there that the aggressive version of Bryan is the best one. Eager to prove he’s not the weak link — because despite evidence mounting that Kane is actually the weak link, this is and has always been just an expression of insecurity — he again takes on a heavier burden than before, and doesn’t really have any problems with it now. Daniel repeatedly handles things and kicks the hell out of both Rollins and Reigns, only for Kane to be very easily cut off.

We don’t get the FULL Daniel Bryan hot tag run here, as you can’t ever trust Kane to be a face-in-peril (a major weakness of Team Hell No), but we get it in two different parts. Once again, it’s the best thing in wrestling at this point. The perfect intersection of cool moves, a ton of charisma, and a story people can easily get behind. It’s this thing people have tried to nail down forever, and it’s fitting that the greatest professional wrestler of all time is the one to do it. Fittingly, it’s this 2013 run where I first considered that not only was Bryan making The Leap (sorry to write like fucking Bill Simmons, but I read a lot of Grantland as a teenager, and it’s such a good and obvious term), but that he might just be the single best wrestler ever. He’s so great, and he’s so great at everything. Here, he puts on the sort of big bumping performance when in peril that he hadn’t quite yet in the series, working a lot with Reigns now and making him look better than ever before. Kane is also once again surprisingly decent as a hot tag. No, I won’t stop being surprised by it. Weeks don’t cancel out years. A handful of good acts don’t wash out the bad. He cleans house and Rollins takes some great bumps for him. Rollins likewise looks better than ever here, this being the rare match from him where I struggle to find a single thing I disliked. A genuinely great performance, as once more, his calling was always as a tag team wrestler.

To keep banging the drum, these tags work because the matches before them always seem to be taken into account. Someone on one side or another always seems to learn SOMETHING, and this time it’s Daniel Bryan. After Orton’s new idea on Smackdown to take Reigns out, Bryan goes after him completely outside to help Kane. He gets Rollins alone, but for some reason, he’s distracted by Bryan kicking ass. He stops him on the apron and tries to get him to go back to their corner. I’m not sure why? This particular act doesn’t make a lot of sense — it’s still the WWE after all — but it explains the finish.

The hesitation lets Roman catch Bryan’s knee off the apron into a slam outside, and the distraction off of THAT allows Rollins his springboard flying knee strike on Kane for the win.

Daniel Bryan not only clearly isn’t the weak link anymore (it’s Kane, the last two weeks has made this very clear), but he seems now like the guy who both gets how to maybe get this done, but can do so with the passion and intelligence that Orton and his team lacked three days before. ONCE AGAIN, it’s a Shield match where they win for a clear and logical reason, but with a window open that still leaves a “but MAYBE” in the air for the next one. At this point, this is one of the best tag team series in WWE history, made all the more impressive by Bryan doing it with a bad and old wrestler at his side and against a total mediocrity and a near rookie. The greatest ever.

***1/4

Team Hell No vs. The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins), WWE Extreme Rules (5/19/2013)

This was a tornado rules match for Bryan and Kane’s WWE Tag Team Titles.

It isn’t nearly long enough, but given all the Bryan vs. Shield stuff throughout 2013 and given that these teams have a match with substantial time on television in the next eight days, it’s not something even worth getting mad about. It’s especially not worth getting mad about, because in seven or eight minutes, they have a perfectly action packed and satisfying match with a totally coherent and complete story.

The rules seem to favor The Shield, so Bryan and Kane rush them and keep them apart all match. They look better as a pure tag team than ever before. The Hell No run has been these guys barely getting along and then kind of getting along, but rarely ever feeling like a team. The usual WWE thing, whatever. Not a huge deal, but they smartly make it a part of the story by drawing attention to the change lately. Kane once again gets too caught up in things though, and he’s taken out. Within a minute of The Shield finally having the numbers game, they once again get the better of Daniel Bryan. Seth, ever the avid tape nerd, has them jack the Contract Killer from Forever Hooligans for the win and the titles.

A wonderful little sprint. A disappointment to some, but given the prolific nature of the rivalry, a change of pace never hurt anyone.

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